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KARL'S KORNER OF THE WORLD








From my cyberspace home to yours,
warmest greetings of the season
and every good wish
for the coming year!








Hey, how about a Christmas sing-along. These are not the traditional lyrics, but are appropriate for folks like us on the Internet. OK here we go!



Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--although
My boss let me go--
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.
Friends come by; they shake me,
Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!
(Hum or whistle along to the rest..)




MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM KARL'S KORNER


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